GAGS ON DATES

Here are some of the materials I found which can be a little less helpful, maybe, when you’re on a date:

WHAT THEY SAY REALLY MEANT ACTUALLY??

“We need to talk” = “I’m pregnant”

“I had a wonderful time last night” = “who the hell are you?!”

“Did you come?” = “because I didn’t…"

“I’ll give you a call” = “I’d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again~

“I love you” = “God, what have I gotten myself into??”

“I think we should be friends” = “you’re ugly!”

“I’ve a lot from you” = “next please!”

“I’m romantic” = “yeah I’m poor~”